Yucky,green,stinky and hard,
Like the grinch's poop
I wouldn't eat it in a leotard,
I wouldn't eat it on a stoop.
I do not dip it in blue cheese
I do not have it with pb & jelly,
Contaminated with a disease,
That hurts my poor belly.
JEEZ,that taste is so bizarre,
I wouldn't even it it for a brand new car!
SO please don't mix it into my soup,
because trust me,i will look and snoop
So i hope you believe me when i say
I wouldn't eat it ANY single way!
OH Celery, Celery
Wont you please go away.
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